nard king

A fat, round, annoying person that resembles a chicken nugget, but his/her shoulders have freckles on them, therefore no one loves them.

Man, hunter is such a nard king, look at her shoulders.

by Blackjesusisreal May 16, 2014

Nardozza

Someone from the Mafia family who's very known and well respected in the crime economy and drugs business.

Watch out with this kid dude he's from the Nardozza family tree, don't fuk wid him he'll fuk you up

by iamboredandsuch August 13, 2014

Narduzzi

a large wad of moist snuff that fills the entire bottom lip

Yo bro throw me that tin, I need a narduzzi.

by narduzzi October 14, 2016

Nvarda

She is a strong and stubborn girl who won't let others take advantage of her. She knows what is right and wrong, and is honest and blunt. She has a kind heart, and won't let people hurt her friends - she will fight for what is right and isn't afraid of anything. Her anger does not come out often, but when it does, it is righteous and ferocious. She is amazing, beautiful and smart, with bright eyes and pretty hair. But inside, she has many insecurities that she doesn't tell to many. She has many thoughts and ideas as well as sadness hidden away behind her smile. Although she has so much beauty, she doesn't see the true extent of it herself, and puts herself down. Very down to earth. The best friend everyone wants. If you are a Nvarda, love yourself, because we love you too! :)

Person 1: Nvarda is so pretty and nice, but when I tell her she doesn't believe me.
Person 2: Yeah, same. She's so down to earth, I want to be like her!

by j.w245 May 31, 2020

Nard gobbler

someone who is an absolute nerd in every way.

Wow, Zach is such a nard gobbler.

by OG Nard Gobbler March 22, 2022

NARDRAG

A quarter-pounder stuffed with pointy lego pieces. A very painful burger to eat and swallow. May tear mouth or esophagus.

Customer: Wassup brah? Get me a NARDRAG.
Minimum-Wage Employee: What the hell is that?
Customer: Nevermind man, get me a frappajappajooza.

by the me monster July 5, 2022

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019