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Ice-nine

(1) Any doomsday catalyst; any precipitator which brings about cataclysmic, apocalyptic change -- yes, Virginia, THE END of the world, Armageddon, "that's all she wrote", APOCALYPTIC #FAIL!

(2) The Unholy Grail of overzealous scientists who in the thoughtless pursuit of "pure science" unwittingly create a doomsday device.

(3) Specifically, the fictional doomsday catalyst envisioned by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel "Cat's Cradle." Ironically, the inventor of Vonnegut's "ice-nine" never intended his creation to be used as a doomsday device; this shortsighted scientist only foresaw "ice-nine" being used for the ploddingly pedestrian purpose of making it possible for combat Marines to march over mud in much the same manner that Jesus is said to have come striding across the tempest-tossed waves of the Sea of Galilee (Matthew 14:24).
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(1) ' "Suppose," chortled Dr. Breed, "there were many possible ways water could freeze. Suppose the ice we skate upon -- what we might call ice-one -- is only one type of ice. Suppose water always froze as ice-one because it had never had a seed to teach it how to form ice-two, ice-three, ice-four? Suppose there were one form, which we will call ice-nine -- with a melting point of 130 degrees. " '

-- "Cat's Cradle", Ch. 20

(2) ' Breed asked me to think of Marines in a swamp.

' "Their trucks are sinking in ooze."

' He winked. "But suppose one Marine had a capsule containing a seed of ice-nine, a new way for the atoms of water to stack and lock, to freeze. If that Marine threw that seed into the nearest puddle . . . ?"

' "The puddle would freeze?" I guessed.

' "And all the puddles . . .?"

' "They would freeze?"

' "You bet they would!" he cried. "And the Marines would rise from the swamp and march on!" '

-- "Cat's Cradle", Ch. 21

(3) ' "I keep thinking about that swamp" I said. "If the streams flowing through the swamp froze as ice-nine, what about the rivers and lakes the streams fed?"

' "They'd freeze."

' "And the oceans . . . ?"

' "They'd freeze, of course," Dr. Breed snapped.

' "And the springs . . . ?"

' "They'd freeze, damn it!" he cried.

' "And the rain?"

' "When it fell, it would freeze into hard little hobnails of ice-nine -- and that would be the end of the world!" '

-- "Cat's Cradle", Ch. 22
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quadriplegic nine

After climaxing in the vertical 69 sexual postion, the upright person simply drops his upside down partner, causing below the neck paralysis.
That ho was getting mouthy, so I pulled a quadriplegic nine on her. Now she is a veg.
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dressed to the nines

Phrase that means perfectly dressed in the most fashionable attire. Would most likely be used in evening attire fashion such as being dressed for a formal occasion in which a person would dress their best to command as much respect and attention as possible.
We could tell the black tie event was the most important of the social season. Everyone was dressed to the nines.
by Cliff96 May 22, 2006
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nine thousand

the limit to the acceptability of an unreasonably high number. if you see something surpass 9000, take off your scouter and crush it in your hand while screaming "its over nine THOUSAAAAANDDDD!!"
Nappa: "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level!??!?"

Vegeta: "Its over nine thousand!!!!" *crushes scouter*
by touch mah monkayy June 19, 2010
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Nanette

Nanette is a French diminutive female name meaning 'Little Anne'. Anne is the English version of the Hebrew 'Hannah' which means 'Grace'. Numerous definitions of 'grace' include elegance, politeness, and generosity of spirit. Grace has a significant meaning to the Christian religions. To Christians, the concept of 'grace' is the unconditional gift of infinite love from God which provides the recipient with freedom from sin.

Baby Names® lists ‘Nanette’ at 116 most popular baby name.
American Actress - Nanette Fabray (b. 1920)

'No-No, Nanette' - The play, on and off Broadway, based on the original play My Lady Friends' by Emil Nyitray and Frank Mandel. 'No-No Nanette' was twice made into a movie, once in 1930 and again in 1940. Both times the actress Zazu Pitts starred in the title role.
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Over nine thousand

Its what Vegeta's scouter says about Kakorat's power level.
Nappa: Vegeta, whats the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: It's over NINE THOUSAND (THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND)
Nappa: WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!
by 2-D July 12, 2007
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Nine in the Afternoon

A state of absolute bliss and happiness, coined by Panic (formerly !) at the Disco in their song "Nine in the Afternoon". Also known as getting high off of life.
"You know what James, it's nine in the afternoon!"
"Dude it's 10 in the morning"
by dacalpha November 2, 2008
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