night at the Oprah

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.

The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.

by Dick Smiley January 2, 2011

night train express

Shit wine that burns your throat with the flames of hell for around $2.00 a bottle.

"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...

by jim0bhab November 23, 2013

night night

goodnight, bedtime, goodbye,

"Molly, Sammy time for bed!"

"Okay, Mom and Dad, night night"

by jsmith942 August 2, 2008

night man

A song about the spirit of the night man that comes into your room at night and pins you down with his strong arms and you try to fight him but he comes inside you and fills you up and you become him. An invention of Charlie Kelly from It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

Charlie: "It's a song about the spirit of the night man coming inside me and I become him- I become the spirit of the night man."

Mac: "It sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you"

Charlie: "where are you getting that from?"

by Bluefrawg November 1, 2007

Night wood

when you go to bed with a hard on cause you think of your hot girl friend all the time

before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.

by jhraolvh;ie December 1, 2009

night gerbil

A word used for a person of african descent.....nigger

Black guy: Help a brotha!!!

KKK: Catch that damn night gerbil!!!

by Tyler Buck...grasshopper unit April 9, 2008

night lunch

it's like lunch, but you eat it at night.

"Yup...Just you and me...eatin' night lunch."

by newestgirl April 24, 2014