By far the most disgusting district in the ClevelandPolice Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.
Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"
Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."
Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."
Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits
smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"
An awsome band that originated in 1989 and have put out two CD's, Nickel Creek (2000) and This Side (2002). Though originally created as a bluegrass band, their music expands on those influences by incorporating Beatles-flavored psychedelia, left-of-center alt rock, pop, folk and more. The band consists of Chris Thile (Mandolin), Sarah(Fiddle), and Sean Watkins(acoustic gutar). Sean and Chris also have several solo albums.
One day you'll see her and you'll know what I mean.
Take her or leave her she will still be the same.
She'll not try to buy you with her time.
But nothing's the same, as you will see when she's gone.
It's foreign on this side,
And I'll not leave my home again.
There's no place to hide
And I'm nothing but scared.
"Nickel Ride" refers to the act of police officers throwing suspects into the back of a police transporter. The suspects are left without restraints and are thrown around due to the reckless driving of the police, who intend to harm the suspect.
Criminal 1: Yo mang, dat cop gave me a nickel ride.
Criminal 2: Oh say what?
Criminal 1: Yeah, I broke mah neck.
A now horrible kids channel. It started off pretty good with Ren and Stimpy and Rocko's modern Life (even Angry beavers wasn't all shit) but promptly canceled all their good shows and started to play towards f*cking 6-year olds. Then came Spongebob and it almost completely died. It made a brief (but amazing) comeback with Invader Zim, but, of course, they cancelled it, leading to its utter doom. Now, unless they bring some good shows into their pathetic schedule, it wil soon be cancelled as well.