Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)

SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN

Person 1: Omg have you seen Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)
Person 2: Yessss he is one SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN

by Newt Fannnn March 27, 2021

newt's pretty cute

a response to somebody asking if you're gay/bi/lesbian/etc. usually use if you are gay/bi/lesbian/etc.

person 1:dude are you actually (insert member of LGBTQ+ community name)
person 2: hey newt's pretty cute

by Pheonix272008 March 3, 2021

NEWT

A person from Northeast Philadelphia who is white trash (Northeast White Trash).

Did you see Alicia’s wedding party? What a bunch of NEWTs!

by Arraq February 11, 2021

Newt

An ugly:

Skank

Whore

Slut

Bitch
or all of the above

Chad:Some newt was all over me last night..

Brian: Was she even hot?

Chad: dude she was a newt... she was ugly as fuck.

by Chodelovernikki October 14, 2015

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012

hold your newt

Hold you penis...hold your horses

Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming

by Sassy ma April 16, 2019