Nexting

Nexting is when you're walking / talking / hanging out with someone and they see another friend of theirs and immediately ditch you and start talking to them and leave you behind.

Kate: I saw you walking with Laurie a few minutes ago. Where is she?
Me: Laurie? Right. She nexted me for Kim.
Kate: Dang, sorry. I know what it's like to be nexted, nexting sucks.

by BoppinStrawberry November 30, 2016

Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.

I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.

by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008

Heavy Netting

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

by Cade Lucas December 9, 2008

Dip Netting

The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.

I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.

by Caresters October 3, 2008

Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.

Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!

by artofthepickup May 4, 2011

nusting

A short term for when you bust a nut

"oh my god Billy looks so hot right now i am nusting!!"

or

"babe i'm gonna nust! "

by Didoooo August 5, 2017

Newting

When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.

Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.

Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.

by Mr_A October 7, 2011