Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

neet buzzer

Northen England Term for a large moth.

Person 1: Oh God theres a neet buzzer in the house
Person2 : Get it out use the swatter

by Jennifer Annistonnn December 27, 2013

neethan

has a massive slong, pulls all the bitches and is pushing P if you see neethan run he will eat your balls he even rejected zendenya and he knows the zendussy. Has such nice hair, and makes you want to be choked by him. One look at his dick and ur in love. Not to mention his humongous dooty booty. He will make you nut just by looking at him! Hes so muscular, he can bang u all night long.

James: Run neethan is coming
John Doe: oh no I cant move
Neethan:AAHHAHHhaH

by zendussy the tommy April 6, 2022

Mc(needs a)cain

an old man running for president.

"God,that Mc(needs a)Cain guy isn't even gonna make it for 4 years if he makes president, old man"

by jessiruni March 17, 2009

Liam Neeson

Someone with a very particular set of skills, skills that make him a nightmare for someone like you.

Guy: 'Hi Liam! What takeout ya want?'

Liam Neeson: 'I will find you KFC and I will get extra garlic sauce'

by Da King Prawn April 5, 2016

Everyone needs a rowan

Rowans are very smart, intelligent and caring. Everyone needs one in their life

Everyone needs a rowan.

by Ellie Meadowward April 28, 2020