Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

fag nanny

n. A person who shows weak or unmanly characteristics.

Did you see that guy pass out? What a fag nanny.

by Costelloween April 23, 2008

Coot Nanny

A married man's fling with his children's babysitter.

Wife: "What the fuck is going on?"

Husband: "Sorry baby; I couldn't pass up that coot nanny."

by Mistress November 23, 2004

Butch Nanny

1) A really hairy snatch.

2) A terrible Halo Player.

That hippy bitch had a butch nanny.

by Steve012345 September 26, 2006

hootin nanny

A unwashed woman, usually a middle aged white southern woman who resembles a man (You can't really tell if its a man or woman) and is usually unwashed and has long unkept hair.

Calamity Jane was a hootin nanny.

by Daytime October 1, 2006

Vu-nanny

The purest form of a used Vagina, one that has been pampered and treated to the finest silk undies and never been photographed in the wild. These belong to Princesses, fairies and anything from the Underworld.

Dal exclaims; Hey Babe, your Vu-nanny is looking perfect again.
Babe replies; thanks Bubs, Check out my durgo too

by Donk Budman January 24, 2022

Fuck Nanny

A young generation fertile female that hooks up with a male, usually older and poor, has one or more kids with him or another male on the down low and has a low paying job that causes her to be a fuck buddy babysitter.

My old lady is my fuck nanny.

by WiskeyDick August 27, 2023