Nuke

Verb: to microwave something. This is because a microwave uses radiation to cook.

"Yo, want me to nuke you're frozen taquitos?"

by melonoftroy June 30, 2009

nuked

being really fuckin stoned

um yo dude do i look nuked man??

by bobby thortin February 4, 2004

nuke

The final power a Blaster gets in the MMORPG City of Heroes. Usually used to one-shot a whole spawn of +3s in a team, while dropping everyone's jaws in the process.

Fire - Inferno
Energy - Nova
Sonic - Dreadful Wail
Psychic - Pyschic Wail
Radiation - Atomic Blast
Dark - Blackstar
Electricity - Thunderous Blast
Ice - Blizzard

Tanker herds up pack of 16 mobs, blaster nukes the fuck out of it.

by dsfmdsf January 5, 2008

nuke

1. a nuclear device or facility

2. to destroy with a nuclear weapon

3. to cook or heat something in a microwave oven

The eventual report confirmed that Iraq did not have nukes or any other WMDs.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Nuked

Being farted and belched in the face, at the same time

Person 1: Awww, EWWW!
Person 2: Heh, you just got nuked.

by Sir Edward IV August 22, 2010

nuked

to get drunk and sexy.

"This bar is sweaty and I'm having fun. Yeah, I'm on my way to being NUKED.

by morleystinkah June 21, 2010

nuked

When your cell phone is unexpectedly blown up with an innumerable amount of texts.

Joe: When you were gone I heard your phone vibrating like crazy.

Bob: Wtf I was gone for five minutes and my phone got nuked...

by Cr4zyLif3 February 27, 2010