Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.

Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.

by Catlover145 June 24, 2017

Nocturnal Powwow

When 3 friends get super zoinked and have a grand dance circle without questioning it and/or realizing what they’re doing

Holy shit bro we were so fucking huh last night we had a nocturnal powwow

by ForSheezyMan July 21, 2018

Nocturnal Disconnected and Sensless Activities (NDSA)

action to do anything at night impulsively like tattooing yourself, get lost on YouTube, get a manicure at 3am, shave your brows, cut your hair

Clementine is doing a manicure at 3am, she is in crisis of Nocturnal Disconnected and sensless activities (NDSA)

by QueenNeptune December 11, 2018

#nocturnal time

mine n georgias way of saying all nighter.

#nocturnal time tonight

by Poppy dick July 24, 2023

Nocturnal

People that stay up till 4 in the morning binge watching and obsessing over something, and are usually most active at night

"Kathy stays up all night, every night. She's so nocturnal."

by SomethingElseNoOneCameUpWith February 24, 2019

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Nocturnal Creative Process

The bizzare phenomena in which a person's mind becomes more explorative, creative, or thoughtful at night, ultimately leading to an increased amount of productivity not observed during daylight hours.

I was tapped in to my nocturnal creative process.

by bleedoutlay August 9, 2025