When you perform a chivalrous act and lay your coat on the ground for an old lady crossing the street so she doesn’t get her feet muddy…….. and then you FUCK HER!
I’m sure glad I could do my good deed for today. I did a Noble Carlton on my way in to work this morning.
by Mister Mustache June 08, 2021
by Darren the g May 04, 2022
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by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 07, 2021
A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 29, 2023
Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.
Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!
by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016
Also, noble gas. Any of the seven elements that make up group 18 of the periodic table. Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, radon, and oganesson.
I thought maybe it was the queen’s gas!
Or any other persons of nobility, that pass gas, for all to enjoy! Or possibly a orgasm with a gaseous ending!
I thought maybe it was the queen’s gas!
Or any other persons of nobility, that pass gas, for all to enjoy! Or possibly a orgasm with a gaseous ending!
by RP hingus December 23, 2018
Earned respect to a woman who raises the bar for her gender. In a fat land of Karens she rocks a bikini. You don't see a tiara on her yet tells float around her from the little stars in grown mens heads.
She speaks with Snowwhite Voice and dwells her sentences in your story.
Selfless in her transactions she gives to all eye contact at least.
She speaks with Snowwhite Voice and dwells her sentences in your story.
Selfless in her transactions she gives to all eye contact at least.
Kat Oh I love her. Everybody loves her. When you walk away from her you feel better. That Snowwhite voice and the peaceful beauty really raises the peasant.
She is with Tonythetiler now. He treats her like he saw God. Like some kinda trance.
Built her a 14 foot tall paper moon sculpture constructed from basalt rebar and shotcrete . She is a noble queen he had no choice. The laws of reciprocity and the loyalty pyramid fueld his masonic to do list.
Yeah well I hope my girlfriend never sees this, because she might demand I treat her like that.
She is with Tonythetiler now. He treats her like he saw God. Like some kinda trance.
Built her a 14 foot tall paper moon sculpture constructed from basalt rebar and shotcrete . She is a noble queen he had no choice. The laws of reciprocity and the loyalty pyramid fueld his masonic to do list.
Yeah well I hope my girlfriend never sees this, because she might demand I treat her like that.
by Tonythetiler January 24, 2022