ning nong

1: a wanker, dick, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong

after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"

by im the best August 3, 2006

ning ning

1. Caribbean term (originating in Trinidad) for "tired eyes."

2. Common nick name for children with squinted eyes.

1. Man, ah juss miss de turn, like ah seein ning ning ah wha?

2. Ay, boy come here, yuh lil Ning Ning ba-jon.

by Localboy Collie April 17, 2008

ning-nong

someone who has stuffed up

geesh your such a ning-nong bruce for sticking you head in the fire

by A_Chair_In_Hell January 21, 2004

Gan Ning

a straight up pimp from the three kingdoms period of china. they say he had a ship full of women. they say he often banged their brains out. oh yeah...he was also an excellent warrior, pirate and general.

"damn fool, you finna get yo gan ning on tonite? THATS MY DAWWWG!"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Noing

1) Noise that a nerd/geek makes

2) An insult that can be used against nerds/geeks

These nerds/geeks are usually online gamers and have a know-it-all attitude.

1) Person: I tried to upload this music file but it says it's too big :(

Nerd: You fool, the file you are trying to upload is Wave which is a high quality format using lossless compression. Convert it to Mp3, that will reduce its size as it uses lossy compression.. NOING! *fixes glasses*

2) Nerd: lol dude i downloaded the best program, it lets u auto mine on runescape1!1!! ub3r l33t hax0r lolz 1!!! ELEVEN1 SHIFTPANCAKES!1!

Person: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NOING!!!

by Japanime January 28, 2009

Ning

Opposite of slang term 'night night. which is short for Goodnight. So in this case 'ning, is short for Good morning.
More used in conversations that occur between Midnight til 6 am for example.

"i hope you do good on your test later,have a good sleep,ning. "
"Alright have a nice rest,ciao, ning ning,sleep tight " (instead of night night )

by Mimi&Mimi October 14, 2011

Ninger

Its when you breed a Nigger with a Ginger, thus forming a Ninger

Blake Griffin is a Ninger.

by Perch00 March 21, 2009