shitting myself

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

by D-BUCK March 5, 2005

Cave myself out

When you don't have to work or have any appointments or obligations and you don't want to leave your house or talk to anybody or do anything on your list of things you should do, as though you were hidden away in a cave.

Person 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tomorrow?"

Person 2: "Nothing dude, I just want to cave myself out."

by Gatablanca June 18, 2013

indexed myself

When your index finger pokes through toilet paper and impacts your rectum area while you are wiping yourself clean after a bowel movement.

Sorry I took so long, I totally indexed myself in there and I had to wash my hands twice.

by WVMike March 25, 2016

eat myself

when you eat yourself

I should eat myself

by squintythicc January 20, 2019

I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

im gonna jubilee line myself

Jubilee line is a song by Wilbur Soot (Your city gave me asthma 2020 full album) which refers to the suicide attempts in London.

X: Hey dude! Are you okay?

Y:Hey, im gonna jubilee line myself.

by wibluir_suit December 10, 2021

help myself

Avoid some situation or thing

I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.

by LeooLouizz September 14, 2013