Gay for myself

One who likes to play with them selves

Suh dude I'm gay for myself

by Party hard nigha August 23, 2016

playing with myself

1. To procrastinate.

1. Stop playing with your self in my classroom, Billy!

2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just playing with myself?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004

by James121222 February 22, 2017

Working On Myself

What a female will say to you when she doesn’t want a relationship with you. The nice way to say she’s just not into you at all.

Sarah said she was working on myself when I asked her out on a date, but now she apparently is fucking around with John.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

Treat Myself

To have a luxury wank. For lonely people.

It's my birthday! I've not got any presents, but I think I'll treat myself

by Spunky McPunk August 25, 2016

accidentally myself

An update to my previous definition:
"accidentally" is actually an old meme. Use with caution on teh Internets, especially around places such as /b/.

LovetteCher: HEY GAIS I ACCIDENTALLY MYSELF WITH THIS MEME.

Anon: Lovette Cher can't define worth crap. She accidentally accidentally. Derp.

by Lovette Cher July 31, 2010

Tawni(myself)

That chick I boned the other night.

Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.

by Darren Sutton March 28, 2003

Investigated myself

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

by Onetobeat June 12, 2015