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Multiple Cat Syndrome

A persistent need for/addiction to the presence of multiple cats, typically 4 or more, in one's home. Most prevalent in women over the age of 40 who are divorced, widowed, or just plain whack. Symptoms include loss of friends, furry socks, full-on conversations with Mr. Buttons, addiction to the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on repeat, crying, crying some more, falling asleep with a bottle of wine in hand, waking up, crying some more, and rocking back and forth in a chair creepily at odd hours of the night. Multiple Cat Syndrome may also be prevalent in women under 40 who are screwy in the brain.
I thought Stephanie was a lesbo when she said she was marrying Kitty, but it turns out she has a screw loose and a bout of Multiple Cat Syndrome.
by Strattonuts July 25, 2016
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multiplex

yo lets go to the old ass multiplex
by hornball jenkins December 23, 2008
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multiple

A person with multiple personalities -- many minds in one body.

See multividual.
There are several online communities run by multiples.
by Jay Young April 18, 2005
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Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder

The possessing and use of more than three E-mail addresses by one individual.
John Smith suffers from Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder you can contact him at johsmith@yahoo.com ; jsmith@excite.com ; mejohnsmith@gmail.com and jnsmith@hotmail.com
by rwgreen November 22, 2011
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Multiple Internet Personality Disorder

The possessing and using of excessive email addresses.
May I have your email address? Give me a second to pick one, I have seven as I suffer from Multiple Internet Personality Disorder
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multiple sexual personality disorder

It is when a person has sexual personality crisis and cannot control their impulses
It is cause for many sexual acts
Including sexual molestation
by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019
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multiple sexual personality disorder

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Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering fromwin a multiple sexual personality dysfunction
by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019
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