mistap

when you mistakenly tap a button on your phone and something gringey might follow...

one: bro, why did u send me your nudes..?!
two: sorry bro, it was a mistap

by cpntm November 5, 2017

mistake on the lake

Slang for Cleveland Municipal Stadium, which housed both the Cleveland Browns and the Indians. Known for being drab, cold, and miserable.

When I was a kid my Dad took me to the Mistake on the Lake for an Indians opener. I got frostbite.

by Nosredna2009 February 14, 2009

Isaiah Mustafa

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. Typically seen shirtless riding a white horse on the beach, occasionally on a boat. He is however always shirtless.

If you stopped using ladies scented body wash you could smell like Isaiah Mustafa.

by Oniell May 23, 2010

Mustang offshoots

1) 1967 Mercury Cougar (it was later T-bird based. The last one seemed Probish, but I am uncertain.)

2) 1979 Mercury Capri (original, then Mustang, then Mazda)

Of the 2 Mustang offshoots: The '67 Cougar was a unique Mustang based car. The 1979 Capri was too much like a Mustang.

by Gerald R. Ford June 11, 2006

mustachemanship

A specific quality, or ethos, that distinguishes one's mustache as being of higher quality than one's peers. Possessing the quality of good mustachemanship involves not only impeccable grooming and regular maintenance, but also a confidence and swagger that says, "My mustache isn't just my facial hair, it's my lifestyle!"

Tom Selleck sure is sexy with that incredible mustache. He has great mustachemanship!

by The Vipe February 3, 2010

Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

forehead mustache

unibrow

Sam: Dude, take these tweezers and fix that forehead mustache.
Max: Thanks bro.

by steamodon August 3, 2010