Mustarded

Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.

His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.

by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006

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mustard shart

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.

"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"

by chipoperson February 12, 2010

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masturddiction

Addicted to masturbation. In the habit of pleasuring oneself more often than normal.

I am suffering from masturddiction. I need to get myself off everyday!

by coolheart February 11, 2014

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mustard slick

When a individual smokes to much crack and has mustard like yellow shit seeping out of there asshole.

That bitch is a straight mustard slick

by Jlo 2334 July 1, 2015

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Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

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