murked

to be extremely stoned to the point of uncontrollable fits of laughter, chink eyes, and nonsensical thoughts.

Stoner: Yo dude, I was so murked last night, I smoked like 3 grams to my faaaace.

by apexpredator420 May 26, 2012

murse

a purse for a man

I went to the mall and they were have a sale on murses

by Squeakums August 5, 2008

murked

"fucked" or "fucked up"

I murked that sweet ass the other day

What Happened to him? He's murked!

by Big Daddy Dee April 13, 2003

murse

man + purse = murse :

A man carrying around a purse
Thier wife probably told him to hold it or he's gay.

Sam:hahaha Larry has a murse!
Jim:hahhah! Hes's probably gay!

by kv14111 December 26, 2007

Murked

When you completely fubar (Fucked up beyond any recognition) something. Also used in a sexual matter.

I straight murked that ass up last night cuhhh.

by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010

morsed

1. To get completely hammered drunk on a regular basis.

2. To live the life of an alcoholic.

Morse-d

Man I got completely Morsed last weekend and all week long.

Jon came to work completely Morsed. Tony had to put him down.

by Booking master guru October 18, 2013

murse

1. A male nurse.
2. A man-purse, a popular fashion item these days. Similar to a messenger bag, but usually smaller. Murses often have a pocket to carry a laptop, which is why they are so popular.

1. After passing the NCLEX and getting his RN certification, Rodney was now a murse.
2. Jeans, check. Leather jacket, check. Let me get my murse, and we can head out.

by HungryDrummer October 31, 2016