munce

Used to describe a person carrying out an act of stupidity

*Person spills drink* "Ah, you are a munce..."

by PissPhat April 3, 2006

minceology

To mince about, being a wimp and a lazy ass

Carl Bwitton likes to practice minceology a lot by being a lazy shit and mince about in the mail room

by Steve Mayne August 7, 2006

Mince of Darkness

A very camp homosexual Goth or Emo

Check out the Mince of Darkness over there!

by peaver666 January 6, 2011

mincehole

The bumhole. Specifically a mincers bumhole.

I have a really itchy mincehole, I must get some cream for it.
Hey mincer, do you take it up the mincehole?

by Basil Viscious January 15, 2014

Mince

Mincing is the act of putting mince/meat through someone’s letterbox during the night with the intention of it rotting and making their house smell foul.

“I can’t believe she cheated on me, man”
“fuck her, let’s go mince her gaff and teach her a lesson”

by the man of the north August 25, 2021

Mincemeat

sliced meat that is cookable and therefore edible

can be added into tacos, chillies,

can you simmer that mincemeat

by ironed and smoked legos June 3, 2022

Mincecraft

This is what happens when you buy Minecraft from a sketchy website you get Mincecraft

Mincecraft: Mincecraft's third cousin from notascam.com
"Wait this isn't Minecraft its, fucking MINCECRAFT!"

by Some guy who exists January 14, 2023