Spanish Muffler

When a girl is having VIOLENT diarrhea and you shove your penis in her ass to plug it and the diarrhea squirts everywhere.

My girlfriend ate some bad sandwich meat and it gave her the Spanish Muffler

by elf warrior 2000 December 1, 2009

mufflerman

A clean man who puts mufflers and other exhaust parts on cars.

Herb is the best mufflerman in the shop.

by Herb April 26, 2004

muffled trumpet

The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.

Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.

by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008

muffleupagus

(noun): a bitch with a huge hairy muff. Be careful with this term, for the bitch's muff must be as massive and hairy as Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

Evan: Dude Bryan's at it again with those big girls!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

Muffled banshee

When your doing your girl doggy style and you ass punch with your middle finger inserting into her rectum and she screams into the pillow like a banshee

Last night my wife asked for something new so I gave her a muffled banshee.

by Ah350z66 September 6, 2014

minge muffler

TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...

I going to minge muffle such and such a person.

Oh my god ive been minge muffled.

I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.

Oh how nice im a minge muffler.

by A lover of words May 15, 2007

Muffler Bearings

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.

Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!

by carCHICKknows April 4, 2009