muffinpants

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.

Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*

by pennylane April 2, 2005

mulfinger

to be great at something and to always rise above.

Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.

by Farrand March 11, 2007

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012

Chubby Muffin

fat chicks ya know?

I had a buddy that was a good team player out at bars and parties, but he was always vocal about wanting nothing to do with "The Chubby Muffins"

by drakian January 13, 2010

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019

Roast You like a Muffin

When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).

Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*

by TheDarkJester69 May 29, 2016

muffin stump

The bottom part of a muffin. Many times left behind as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Girl, where did all these muffin stumps come from? Where are all the tops for these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003