mother-in-law

a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself

mother-in-law----> woman hitler

by J. Stalin November 8, 2007

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

by ronnachu August 18, 2009

you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.

― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."

― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

by 3h$@n December 6, 2012

My mother

The lady who constantly destroys my self esteem and sometimes physically harms me, and I can't say shit because I have no where else to go.

There is no joke, save me from my mother

by depressedtodoroki June 23, 2020

Den Mother

a den mother is a female wolf that supervises, takes care of, guards, and looks after the well being of the Wolfpack and it's members.

"It's okay, Den Mother took care of it."

"Let's meet at the den. Den Mother has food waiting for us!"

by MissYaCouldaWoulda August 8, 2012

Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009

your mother wears army boots

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.

"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.

by geeflyboy March 3, 2011