mocha

a tasty hot drink that's a hybrid of chocolate and coffee

ultimate starbucks order: "hi can i have a humungus... yes, 'venti', how pretentious, mocha with peppermint essence please?"

by davetwocombs May 13, 2007

mothafucka

A noun or in some cases an adjective; describes a person place or thing and is used in urban areas to seriously describe someone or a situation.

That mothafucka owes me 20 mothafuckin dollars. If i dont get my mothafuckin money we gonna have sum serious mothafuckin problems.

by Boogeyman June 13, 2005

fuck yo motha

An insult that can be used by anyone. The dirty mouthed cousin of "yo momma"

John: yo dude. you totally got owned on the feild today.
Mike: FUCK YO MOTHA!
John: woah brah, you know my mom's dead.
Mike: EVEN BETTER. pussy.

by Alix Leswugfgnsfgn May 8, 2008

Mocha Dick

Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.

As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.

by speedog June 13, 2010

king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008

Yo motha

A term refering to somones mother. Sometimes used as a 'come back' for other jokes.

Somone Says: You Suck!
You Say: Yo motha!

by Taro January 18, 2004

Mocha Facelift

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.

I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.

by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009