Mort Kondracke 

I am Mort Kondracke.

You must recognize my authority!

Mort Kondracke by Blah February 8, 2005

mort komb 

When a slur of retardation is vocalized for the words Mortal Kombat. It begins to control the rest of the sentence or paragraph and makes it uncomprehendable.

whoosh magoosh! ho ho wanna come ove and play some mort komb on the SEG.

mort komb by Dabeco October 12, 2004

mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun 

premeditated obligation; pledge to provide basic mortgage knowledge.

an informal extention of mortgage knowledge, created just for newbies .
Origin: 2007– 1 mortg·ol·o·gy ; extracted from scientific words such as astrology, geology

"Wow! The foundation of mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun was created to teach newbies and professionals alike to enjoy the basics of home buying"

mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun by asanchez74 July 6, 2007

mort cunt

Mort Cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!

mort cunt by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021

mort._vr 

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow

Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him

mort._vr by Mort._vr April 16, 2022

Mort takes 

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

Mort takes by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

Mort in cada 

To be dead in the tub = To be dead drunk, in Romanian.

Last night Andrei was dead in the tub.

Aseara butu Andrei era mort in cada.

Mort in cada by Costescu M⛤ria May 23, 2024