mormon third base

The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.

When I turned on the lights, I caught Brandon attempting to get to mormon third base with Cami.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Mormon Gangbang

Get rich quick scheme invented by dream thieves and creepers.

Guy 1: Did you here about Jon's new plan, he's developed an app to steal hot girls' instagram pictures as they're posted?

Guy 2: No, that sounds like a real Mormon Gangbang.

by Jon f/k/a Moped Bandito July 19, 2017

Super Moron

1) Young earth creationists, who believe the world is less than 10 thousand years old. They don't believe in evolution or for that matter most scientific facts.

2) People who frequently watch Bill O'Reilly and not just to mock him.

"The earth is 4.6 billion years old you Super Moron"

"Wow Bill O'Reilly really knows what he's talking about"
"You're a Super Moron"

by amirightpeople! November 16, 2011

Mormon knees

Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.

I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.

by VallejoRob August 26, 2009

xbox moron

An infamous moron who got pwned by the INTARDNETZ

guy1: yo dude, have you seen the xbox moron on youtube? What a tool.
guy2: yeah guy, I heard that this kid actually broke into someone's house and stole his xbox, and he was dumb enough to send the owner a voice message using his xbox.
guy1: haha yea brb, I'm gonna spam his facebook profile.

by Joseph Grone March 23, 2008

Moronavirus

Synonym of Covidiot

"See that person walking in the streets despite the lockdown?"
"Yea, he is suffering from Moronavirus."

by ArPuk96 March 24, 2020

mormon second base

A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.

Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007