morbhead

A person who appreciates the brilliance of the 2022 movie Morbius.

Morbius Critic: "Morbius was awful. The acting was bad, the pacing was terrible, and the plot made no sense whatsoever!"
Morbhead: Nonsense! You just need a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over your head.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

morb

To morb is ejaculate on your foes after defeating them

As Michael Morbius was at the peak of the film he morbed all over the bad guys

by morbman June 24, 2022

morbid

Reality. Not sugar coated.

Life's a bitch. That's a fact.

by ~The Nameless One~ May 19, 2005

mobese

Morbidly obese. Someone who has taken obesity to a new level. Anybody from Houston, for example.

Man, that chick isn't just fat, she's mobese.

by Gabriel Chan October 18, 2007

mobber

A graffiti writer or tagger

damm hella mobber statis

by Siccmadesicc October 13, 2006

Moberly, MO

A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.

Only idiots move there kids to Moberly, MO.

by cowsvilleUSAresident April 19, 2011

Mobe

Can mean everything or nothing at the same time. It is what you want it to be. It is also the most vulgar word in existence right now.

Hey brooo... It's cold as mobe out here.

by hoodlum0 May 27, 2009