Solid stick like feces that can be grasped and used as crayons and deface walls. Originally seen on the Mr. Hanky episode of South Park.
Tommy Lee was shocked to open the hotel room door and see that Ozzy had decorated the all of the walls with mookie sticks.
by Pegleg September 21, 2004
My bro was at walmart and he mookied. His eyez got all wide and i asked him. What did you do mookie And he was all like yes and ran to the bathroom. It was funnier than heck.
by Adriana January 25, 2004
a mookie scoot is a sexual act in which you first take a shit, dont wipe your ass, fuck someone and then proceed to scoot your shitty ass on their chest.
can also be refered to as scooting the mooky
can also be refered to as scooting the mooky
"man i fucked this dirty bitch last night. she let me fuckin mooky scoot her."
"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"
"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"
by gdubbz and flargums September 11, 2006
An all purpose word often advocated by lunatics of a southeastern origin. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb depending upon the scenario present. Often used in conjunction with other ebonics fancied by those not blessed with coherency or organized thought.
Where is the mookie of the lah? I left it in the mookie lah. Oh, I see it, mookie lah! Yes, mookie lah indeed.
by Matthew Akins March 15, 2004
The marks left behind when an individual delicately presses one's anus against a surface or another person after passing a bowel movement without wiping.
Tyler: "I am never inviting Grandpa over for dinner again. He left mookie stamps all over my bedroom! And where's the dog?!"
by CATFOOODS January 18, 2012
A bowl of cannabis mixed with tobacco only.
Provides an instant head rush followed by the effects of cannabis.
Provides an instant head rush followed by the effects of cannabis.
by mrBojangles420 November 15, 2010
A special bonding experience with a buddy who you go to a public restroom and take a dump with. There must be multiple toilets or else it is super gay. You can also have more than one mookie buddy depending on the amount of toilets in the restroom.
I really have to take a crap, but I don't feel comfortable doing it by myself in Best Buy. I need a mookie buddy to fulfill this operation.
by sxepooper May 29, 2009