mansa

a tallish bloke that thinks he is gods gift to woman! he likes to touch himself in more than 1 area. likes to have a good time and try to drink the swan under the table but carnt. this thing is a bit gay and loves to touch the testicals of another man without there permission. always scabbing food and drink whenever given the chance!

go and get your own food mansa u dog cunt

by swanny August 20, 2004

Mansage

Its a man-to-man massage

"Hey Fred want a mansage?"

by Edward Austin January 29, 2003

Mensa

Interestingly, the Spanish use of the word mensa (female) or menso (male)generally denotes someone who is crazy or stupid.

"No seas menso".... Don't be crazy. Or, "mensa, yo te dije que no lo hicieras"... stupid, I told you not to do it.

by Guerito September 3, 2005

Mona

Mona is like a four-leaf clover, a rare and precious finding that you would never risk letting go. “How so?” You ask. Mona ticks all the right boxes. She is powerfully determined, passionately invested and superbly skilled. Her capacity to make your life better (be it as a friend or a lover) is beyond admirable. Her essence is contagious, it’s impossible to be beside her without wanting to crack a smile! Her eyes tell the most beautiful story and her mind is intensely seductive. Let’s not forget that she is a queen in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

Mona is a pure and genuine soul that lives life with her heart on her sleeve. She loves advocating for human rights (mostly women’s), Disney movies and singing covers of her favourite tunes! Physically Mona is built like a goddess despite whatever her insecurities tell her! She is the most beautiful creature in existence. One of the greatest pleasures you’ll experience is having Mona in your life. Cherish her, always!

“Hey man, would you date Mona?”

“Date her? I would MARRY her!”

by Bolingo_24 April 7, 2020

mona lisa

A pretty girl who does'nt like to smile. Usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. Because of what she's been through, she does'nt realize how truly attractive she is or does'nt consider herself attractive anymore. A prime example of damaged goods.

Guy 1: Why does'nt the cutie that works at Starbucks smile more often? A pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.

by GhostHunter September 22, 2005

Mona deLux

The one and only Sick Bitch. She is a neurotic realist, cynical insomniac, lace lover, sheer obsesser, high heel wearer, image observer, wordsmith, booze drinker, woods dweller, product junkie, & Photographers take her picture. Mona deLux is not that complex ... she is absurdly honest. She enjoys - high heels, big hair, red lips, stockings, garters, gloves, veils, Femme Fatales, Medieval Literature, Royalty, Carnies, female Serial Killers, Cult Leaders, Religious fanatics, Martyrs, Stevie Nicks, pessimism, sarcasm, bawdy women, salt, berries, dry Champagne, and hand cut french fries. She loathes proselytizing, opinionated people that have no debate skills, pop music, sugar, gladiator sandals, and bad posture.

Mona deLux is one Sick Bitch. Mona

by Stella Simone November 29, 2011

mansation

A verbal conversation taking place between 2 or more heterosexual men. Normally taking place prior to a time of slumber. ANY topic can be spoken about between members of the group. The contents of a mansation may not be brought up to other individuals that did not participate in the mansation.

Sam, Jory, and Nolan had a mansation for the record books last night.

or

Jory: What did you think about the vag we were talking about in our mansation last night?
Sam: That shit was epic.

Nolan: Wait what vag were you talking about?
Jory: Don't worry about it.

by midnightexpress October 21, 2009