monopoly

A word used in place of sexual intercourse. Often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.

We didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by miou-miou July 30, 2007

Manopause

A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.

"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"

by Paul Lowry April 16, 2006

mono

known as "the kissing disease" spread through saliva contact. A good way of tracing the chain of sexual activity in your school or workplace

After that huge orgy (aka Prom), no one came to school because they had all mono

i dumped Ted because he had mono..and i sure as hell didnt have it

by CouRtney June 4, 2004

monophyte

A skinny white boy who happens to be really rich on neopets but only lends his prized Super Attack Pea to willing semi-hooker AC-ERS super attack whore who want to get lent.

monophyte : Haha! Sorry men, you won't be getting any SuAP from me. Bring on da laidiez~~

AC Whore : Oh jon, please lend me and I will do some late night video chat sessions with you over MSN

by The best avatar chatter July 28, 2010

playing monopoly

A code word for having sex.

Will and I were talking about playing Monopoly, and people around us gave us weird looks.

by thatnotoriouskat April 30, 2007

Disney Monopoly

A particular version of monopoly, played with not only a Disney Monopoly board, but as a strip varient such as strip poker. When a player lands on another player's property, that player must take off one article of clothing.

Lets all get together tonight for a round of Disney Monopoly!

by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010

Mono Fuck

This term mainly relates to online games in which a single player kills off all of the remaining enemies or wipes out the entire opposing team by itself. More simply put as, one person defeated everyone else.

This term may also work in real life situations such as paintball, air soft, some sports and even in war/combat zones.

Red Team Player #1: "WOW our whole entire team has been killed off accept for one guy, and there is four more left on the blue team"

Red Team Player #2: "Yeah, we got no chance here"

(Red Team Player #3 kills everyone on the blue team and wins the match for the red team)

Red Team Player #4: "Holy Crap he killed them all just by himself!"

Red Team Player #3: "Yeah dude they just got Mono Fucked"

by Fireblac February 22, 2010