monkeyed

intoxicated; inebriated.
monkeyed

"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'

by Mo Bessman November 7, 2007

Monkeyed

The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.

Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you

by ihs adam k. May 26, 2009

monkey

(n.) Slang term for vagina.

"I got all up in her monkey last night."

by Dave800 July 17, 2006

monkey

One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.

Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas

by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003

monkeys

The soon to be rulers of all mankind.

The monkeys will rise. The transformation begins.

by chocobo chaser February 1, 2005

monkey

An evil creature that inhabits ones closet.

There's an evil monkey in my closet.

by Eilidh May 10, 2004

monkeys

Hella ups...Able to jump high

Damn you see how high he jump...He got monkeys!

by Dat one guy November 12, 2006