momitis

When your kids are too attached to you..

My 8 year old son won't stop following me.. He must have momitis wants mom's love.

by Mom- itis December 26, 2015

Mojito Smash

An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Why do they call it a "Mojito Smash"??

because its minty and it will get you smashed!!!!

by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010

Mogi Lounge

Lounge for MKW (Mario Kart Wii) players to partake in mogi. Incredibly addicting, yet incredibly luck based and toxic. Server is full of both 13 year olds and 23 yr olds, both with literally nothing better to do in their pathetic lives than play a 2008 kid's party game nonstop. Reportedly been a contributing cause to someone's admission into a mental hospital, and several people dropping out of school just to play.

Person A: Aye I just joined Mogi Lounge, how do I play?
Person B: LEAVE
Person C: LEAVE
Person D: LEAVE
Person E: LEAVE

by i am burger October 19, 2020

MOITC

make out in the club (or any other word that starts with a 'c')

OMG, I totally want to MOITC with Steve tonight!

Lee totally MOITC'ed with Kelly last night!

Eww, that gross couple is totally MOITCing

by redeagle09 March 11, 2010

Mint Mojito

The process in which a woman will start sucking a man's dick (Blow job or Oral Sex) while having some form of mint or breath freshener in her mouth. Then as the process continues the minty tingle will either arouse or burn. Regardless of what you walk away from it with will always be well worth it!

"Dude last night she gave me the longest Mint Mojito ever, I mean the mint desolved before I came!"

"Oh man I got so drunk last night, and some chick started giving me a Mint Mojito man did that burn like hell! Oh but was it worth it!"

by VaizardStevan November 29, 2009

(o)mogi

(adj/n/v/adv/pron/prep) of,or pertaining to everything and anything good or bad or ugly or cool or alex wong.
p.s. The first 'O' is optional.

1. MoMo is frigging omogi!(adj)
2. She is just a nasty mogi!(n)
3. I omogi you.(v)

by I AM SO OMOGI October 12, 2004

moith

when someone keeps pestering you but you don’t want them too/ uninterested.

“ugh ben is such a moith”.

by summer_02 December 16, 2018