moffey

a guy who sucks at everything he does

wow moffey sucks

by moffey November 23, 2021

Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.

Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.

by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Moffee

Mock coffee; a coffee substitute that’s usually caffeine free and either passes as a coffee substitute or is used as such

I heard you’re giving up caffeine for lent,so how is the moffee tasting

by Bellablue00 July 1, 2022

Meffert

The last name of a pussy who takes his anger out on his girlfriend for no reason at all.

“Richard was being rude today”
“well he’s a Meffert, what do you expect.”

by clav19 July 6, 2022

Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

by Tony danza August 11, 2022

moofer

cherry loving internet terrorist

such a moofer

by 2dmoofer January 17, 2023

moffei

the most underrated genshin impact creator. he's so nice

you should watch moffei's video! he's so cool!

by moffeisbiggestfan August 7, 2025