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Mitt Romney

If learning is difficult the learner will not want to waste time on tasks which appear Mitt Romney to their purpose.
by sbus November 10, 2012
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Mitt Romney

According to an article in the New Yorker, Mitt Romney is a Wazzock
by whittx July 29, 2012
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catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.
Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....
by d0c March 17, 2008
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Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove
I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.
by roger October 16, 2003
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Poop Mitts

one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.
Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.
by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009
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Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep

Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.
Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.
by Trayvon Simpson February 21, 2018
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mutt mitt

Slang for the little plastic baggie you place your hand in when used to pick up your dog’s poop in public places.
My and Foofie never leave home without at least one mutt mitt.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023
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