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Good Mistress

A whore that know the rules of being a worthless tramp. SHe knows that the married man she is screwing has zero respect for her, knows he only want/needs her for sex and "dirty" sex, this mistress also knows that the man will never leave his wife for a slut like herself. She knows her place that wife is always first. The mistress also knows that 1 day a week, no phone calls, no texting, no messages IS the only way to go.
The MOST important rule is to KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT! If a whore forgets even 1 rule, they are not a good mistress. If the whore forgets and talks about the affair she deserves to have the wife whoop her ass AND public humiliation so everyone who will listen will know what a worthless deviod human being you really are!
Man "ya, girl.......your such a good mistress, my wife won't suck my cock after I put it in her ass!"

"Thanks, sweetie for keeping your mouth closed when my wife called you, now open it and do what a good mistress does!"

"Shut up whore, I told you NOT to call my house you are NOT a good mistress!!"
by MikeytheTRUTH December 10, 2009
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mistress america

A java teacher who is a very hairy for a female. Now some girls are hairy, but mistress america is on the same level of hairy as big foot or robin williams. The only difference between her and big foot big foot smells better, and knows more about computers. She is a poor teacher, and a hairy fuckin freak.
I cant see the difference between mistress america and big foot, but the smell gives mistress america away.
by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005
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mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.
I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.
by p mammen January 24, 2013
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Mistrella

The baddest bitch you will ever me. She does it all by herself and she doesn't anyone else. She is so beautiful that all the boys want her and all the girls hate on her. She also has a good body.
Mike: you see that fine girl over there?
Rico: yea she's such a mistrella!
by mistreezzle February 29, 2016
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cisgender house mistress

My husband loves coming home to his cisgender house mistress.
by belaughin June 26, 2017
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mistress

Entity semanticly and physicaly highly related as per example below.
A Mistress is someone that stands between a "mister" and a "matress".
by Martnovich April 17, 2006
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Mistress

I am mistress sex slave and she tell me what to do so I please her
by Lick her April 20, 2015
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