Mustacherbating

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache

"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012

Mistah FAB

A bay area rapper, from Oakland. Mistah FAB is an acronym for Money Is Something To Alwayz Have Faeva Afta Bread, Born Stanely P. Cox. Also known as tha freestyle king and Fabby Davis Jr.. He is always comin out wit slapperz and alwayz keepin it treal cuz thats how he doo!!

Mistah FAB tha Freestyle King!

by BiancaFlores223 August 13, 2006

Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache

Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.

by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012

March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

mistawho

Mistawho is one of the most amazing people around. He's founder of Your Mother Enterprised; LTD, and is a Seattle badass. He's probably forgotten more about computers than most will ever know.

Mistawho just kicked that guy's ass, then bought some cigarettes.

by Mancow December 8, 2004

mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.

Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.

by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012

Cum Mustache

When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.

This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females

That guy gave his boyfriend friend a cum mustache the other day

by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009