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weed miser

Someone who, for either being short of money, or constantly worried about running out, smokes small amounts of weed from a pipe at a time.
Greg is a weed miser. Greg packs probably .05g per bowl.
by greg410 May 29, 2017
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Jakey Missers GDM

A gdm made for loyal Jake-biased engenes. A group of strong, soft and beautiful people that are willing to protect, hype and love Jake from ENHYPEN forever.
Jakey Missers GDM is legendary. Big thanks to Ava, Vee, Elana, Mimi,, Charl, Shane, Sayki, Charmaine, Becks, Inez, Chin, Cean, Aira, Sophia, Angel, Kath, Suzy, Cris, Tiara, Jean, Sammy, Kairi, Rj, Prince JakeEn, and Chi.
by jakehoonsoulmates January 11, 2021
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Fort Misery

Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.
Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."
by John Boy28 January 15, 2009
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miserable

The word for the feeling that we sometimes call depression without the attached social malaise ( ie the need to take medication, go to shrink, talk too much, eat too much etc ).
I'm feeling miserable today, I'll feel better tomorrow.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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Miserable bastard

A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".
"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"

"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."
by ktmboy August 20, 2008
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misery insurance

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.
Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Misery God

The one true God! all other god are false as the misery god touches both human and nerd alike!

The misery god strikes when you least expect it. When you think things are going pretty well in your life the misery god punishes you without remorse. He can strike hard at your family, car, studies, work and relationship, just to see your sad and pathetic face.
Super Joe: "Man! I got home this morning and somebody (nigger) broke into my apartment and stole my PS3 and my laptop!"

Random chum: "ROFLMAO! The misery god owned your ass!"
by NisseG May 15, 2009
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