minge

Another word for pubic hair

"She gots one hairy minge"

by Gma June 9, 2005

ming

Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.

"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

minging

Bad, distasteful, unpleasant

That dog's breath mings, it does.

by Dumb Bruntette December 27, 2002

mingeing

Mingeing is the art of rubbing ones vagina on an unsuspecting third party.

Nuala "I was having a massage and the masseuse was mingeing my head shouolder and hand"
Erika "I was having my hair cut and the hairdresser minged my sitting elbow"

by Big RF March 7, 2016

ming

Another word for shit, predominately used as a verb

Hector: "WHOA, I have to ming really bad"
Lionel: "So your saying you have to lay a dynasty?"

by Limblessless August 25, 2006

MING

(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'

MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.

They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.

Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.

NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...

A: Wow, that guy knows everything!

B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.

by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010

minging

Something that is very disgusting(1) or someone who is very, very drunk(2)

(1) the puke on that cash machine is Minging

(2)he was so minging last night

by Bubbles October 3, 2003