Minced Gita

A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries

Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London

by anonymous January 29, 2021

minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023

Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk

by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021

Mince-pie Girl

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.

Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl

by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021

Mince

An absolute bloody legend. Someone who is kind, funny, thoughtful, and just a real fun time to be around.

P1: Hey, have you met my mate Isaac?
P2: Aw nah, but I’ve heard he’s real mince!

by weelittlebaby January 17, 2020

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

mince em

Gaming Barnsley slang meaning: Kill them.

Oh poo, bad guys are here... Mince em

by Ultimatedefiance October 7, 2016