Madden Bullshit

Any play or action in Madden 08 that is some bullcrap. When the game fucks you.

"I only lost because of the madden bullshit"

by edomin02 April 20, 2008

Maddenize

Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.

I don't know, but it looks like he's ready to Maddenize

by FLOKhater2012 March 30, 2011

john madden

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and make her say "Brett Farve" and "BOOM! Tough Actin Tanactin".

The other night I gave that ho a sweaty John Madden

by G-Rad January 16, 2008

Madden physics

A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible.

This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.

My guy was wide open until someone from 20 feet away was able to somehow intercept it. Damn Madden physics!

by maxer64 December 14, 2008

You madden? bro

A sarcastic question asked to someone, while playing the video game madden, who is obviously mad.

Guy #1: Stop doing onside kicks and long passes you pussy.
Guy #2: You madden? bro

by A147 September 6, 2011

Madden

Always looks good. Even if you don't like him you'll love him eventually. He's funny but stupid a lot. He's probably gonna steal ya girl so you should watch out. He's overall a great guy.

"That's a cute funny guy, must be a madden!

by Papi Columbus November 19, 2017

maddener

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.

"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."

by D H December 6, 2007