Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.

Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.

by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013

King Midas balls

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

by King Crowe April 15, 2022

midasuno

an amazing band hailing from Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales, UK.
often abbreviated to "'suno"
comprising of Scott Andrews (vocals), Gavin Jessop (bass), Matt Riste (Drums), Chris Morgan (guitar), Lyndon Jones (samples, Fx, keyboards). Currently Midasuno have recruited Ryan From Pete's Sake for extra guitars while Scott's hand recovers. This may become a permenant fixture

You off the the 'suno gig tonight?

by 44caliber August 31, 2005

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

by Skipperdo January 25, 2009

Midajah

A beautiful girl with a good sense of humor. Makes everyone laugh with her awesome jokes.midajah has a good personality but can be real mean if u get on her bad side. She loves to have fun with friends and thinks Asian boys are the hottest!.

Boy 1:who’s that?
Girl 1:that’s midajah

Girl 2:she’s an awesome funny person

Boy 1:I should’ve by her name

by Litt_2112 September 20, 2018

Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010