Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it

i got a gaming microphone

by shoolug February 15, 2023

The Microphone

An extreme version of The Screwdriver where your hand comes out the mouth

Man dude Patrick really did The Microphone on me I'm so sore

by Realskskdude April 28, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Purple microphone

Penis

Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"

by Purpmic December 27, 2019

Laptop Microphone

A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.

Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone

by YoMommaJokesAreOld June 13, 2015

Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.

"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"

by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021

Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight

No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone

by Largo 7 May 29, 2014