meth monsters

the shadows you see out of the corner of your eye when youve been up for a week high on crystal methamphetamine

by cheese taco September 6, 2003

methamfagamine

The tendency for previously straight males to start playing for the other team after picking up a meth habit.

"I didn't know (tweeker) is into dudes now!"

"Yeah, you gotta watch out for that methamfagamine."

by Kaylee123 June 14, 2008

Methane Cuddle

While spooning (a form of cuddling), the little spoon farts into the crotch of the big spoon, warming them both.

On cold winter nights, Methane Cuddles help me sleep.

by Stumanji February 14, 2012

Methylone

Chemical Name: 2-methylamino-1-(3,4-methylenedioxyphenyl)propan-1-one

It's a phenethylamine. Surprisingly close to the same as MDMA and legal. Only one molecule differentiates the two.

Methylone is an analogue of MDMAecstacy

by MrCharlesIV March 9, 2009

Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Methylating

When you have to fart in bed, but you hold it just long enough so you can press your ass against your partner's butthole and transfer the methane into them. Methylating is the life essential biochemical process of transferring a methyl group to another compound. Poor methylators require regular supplementation to maintain their health but are often resistant to following their required regimen.

Thomas was pretty butthurt about you methylating him last night.

OMG! He's such a poor methylator. He needs to stop being a little man-child and grow the fuck up.

by The Methyldonor March 25, 2020

methalete

Some one who is criddlen so hard that they are actually at a higher level then the average tweaker. One who has reached the status of methalete has perfected the act of tweaking to a sport, a highly competitve sport.

That methalete is either cleaning or running a tri-methalon.

by JimmyPockets May 5, 2008