metalica

bunch of old fat geezers that think they can play.

the band metalica was supposed to play but they got booed off stage

by chris brown May 5, 2005

methaging

What someone does when they're under the influence of crystal meth and using an instant messenger program. This is usually identified by copious usage of the "Enter" key.

Instant methaging with that jibtek warrior may mean the end of your mouse's scroll wheel.

by midgetspermbank February 24, 2010

metalist

A former metalhead who gave up listening to metal some time ago but still values its melodic harmony and the lifestyle.

-You know why I listen to the classical music? It's because it's the root of metal.
--Shut up man... You're such a metalist.

by AWandarer November 1, 2017

De-Metalize

To deprive a Heavy Metal band of its dignity, artistic integrity and credibility! Any certain band deserves to be 'De-Metalized' if their music is too humorous, sentimental, romantic, cheesy or has deviated from their original core sound and have opted for commercialism instead! You can 'De-Metalize' a Metal band only if they have sold-out. You can do this by ranting disrespectful remarks towards them amongst fellow 'Metalheads' who also despise a certain band (further ruining the bands reputation!) or by posting your own definitions on urbandictionary of what bands must be 'De-Metalized'! If the band became a bunch of sellouts they've practically 'De-Metalized' themselves!! All the Glam bands (Quiet-Riot, Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt etc.) from the Sunset strip should all be De-Metalized, because they were never 'Metal' to begin with!

Fake Metalhead: "I'm gonna go home and listen to some ManOwaR and GWAR! They're so cheesy and funny!!

Real Metalhead:....."Are you serious?!?! Those bands are jokes and they suck!! ManOwaR and GWAR really need to be De-Metalized!!

Fake Metalhead: "Fuck you, if you don't like them!!"

Real Metalhead: "Dude, take your Fake-Metal and shove it up your ass!!"

by BlackenedKnight May 25, 2007

Meghalin Beatrice

A random and pointless pet name originally created by some crazy cousin. Meg- is the only derivative of this word that makes any sense since the pet name is used to describe ones favorite cousin named Meghan. The influence of drugs/brain damage may have attributed to the original creation of this pet name. Prepare to exercise caution while in the presence of a chupacabra (* see Chupacabra for more information) and if one becomes irritated after using the pet name please eat a chocolate chip muffin and pray my lanta that the chupacabra won't suck your blood dry.

"Wow, Meghalin Beatrice, I think that we might run into a fictional goat sucking creature later this afternoon. Lets use extra precaution and go to Tim Hortons' for a chocolate chip muffin."

by 7WMK0 February 6, 2009

mekhalia

A clumsy, closet-blonde who despite being seemingly dimwitted is actually smart. A great friend to have, however one you need to keep a close eye on for lesbian tendencies.

*someone runs into door*
Person: "hahaha idiot"
Person 2: "what a mekhalia thing to do"

by 321fredisdead May 13, 2011

Metalitarian

extremist metalhead who does not allow any other music genre than metal to be played in their home, in their car, on their computer or even on their radio.

Scene kid: I don't know why you hang out with that guy, he's a fucking psycho just like every other metalhead in the world.
Goth chick: what do you have against him? He's never done anything to you.
Scene kid: just last year, he kicked my ass and busted my jaw for hating on metal... I'm telling you, he is a complete Metalitarian.

by Caion January 4, 2014