Methalitis 

Many people are addicted to meth, this is a very dangerous and addictive drug. Some symptems after use of the drug are, sour stomach, cramps in lower abdominal, holucination, tiredness, paranoia, loss of appetite, loss of interest in activities, blurred vision due to the lack of sleep and many others. People who are meth addicts tend to pheen for it after a period of time of not having it. Addicts will do anything to get their drug/high, they will steal from friends, stores, or anything they can find.

-Mike & Jake Walker

Methalitis occurs when a person who is a meth head, or addicted to meth, comes down off of his/her high and feel many of the symptoms listed above. A very common feeling is paranoia, and the loss of appetite. Many meth heads are skinny and sick looking, this is due to the drug detereorating the persons body with all the nasty addatives and poison in the drug.

(I got this information from a friend who was an addict of the drug once, and is still recovering from the addiction. Meth is a very harmful drug and destroys homes, and many lives.)

Methalitis by Mike Hawk Oolbekkink October 15, 2010

crystal methalicious

Said of anything which is very addictive, but not necessarily good for you.

"Have you played City of Heroes? It's crystal methalicious."

crystal methalicious by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Methallison 

A friendly neighborhood bum usually found in a garage living life like a rat

My neighbor Methallison was toking up in his garage wearing cloths covered in 3 day old filth looking for ideas

Methallison by Yeeterneeter April 17, 2023

Michael Meehanitis 

Named after the porn star michael meehan who once he retired never left the house. He now makes youtube tribute videos.

GUY 1:Bob sits in the house and makes gay youtube videos
GUY 2: He has michael meehanitis

Michael Meehanitis by THELANDOF42@ April 4, 2010

methalicious 

A really hot girl strung out on meth.

That chick in detox is totally methalicious.

methalicious by scigod June 28, 2017

methalationship 

Two individuals who love meth and metharound with each other. NOT REAL LOVE. We see you looking sick together.

If you are truly addicted to meth, you will never love your partner more than it.

They are in a methalationship because they both love meth.

methalationship by StephC77 September 16, 2018

metalitus 

a disease in which somebody makes a sudden shift in music taste to any form of metal. they then become obsessed with metal for many years to come and end up worshipping some icon or symbol for a metal band. The largest prone to this disease are males between the ages of 13-19.

Example 1
Father Jim: "Hello son, i heard you got metalitus. Is this going to change your belief in the lord almighty?"
Kid: "ALL HALE METAL!!!"

Example 2
Joe: "Hey you alright man? You've been acting a little strange ever since you got metalitus."
Will: "PRAIISEEE EDDIE!!!!!!!!"

metalitus by metal gawd February 15, 2010