Foward Text Message

Text messages that your friends send to you saying that if you dont fwd this txt you will be single, ugly or cursed forever. Basically a waste of txt messages and of space

Foward Text Message :If you dont not foward this txt you be cursed for the rest of your life!!

by Pompom138 May 31, 2009

text message relationship

1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?

Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

by levelnineboss December 23, 2008

Trip message

Trip message (trip msg) refers to texting or messaging a person multiple times when they don't answer you.

I tried to ignore him but he started to trip message me.

I'll trip msg you if you don't reply this instant tho.

by pythonparanoia January 24, 2015

Message To Loser

Jacknjellify's song where Four (the host of BFB) scolds and insults Loser for being manipulative, lying asshole just before he gets eliminated in BFB 16.

"You assume you're so righteous, so blind to your lying!"
-A line in Message To Loser.

by No u uhcunyviovcfnjm February 4, 2021

Message From the Other Side

When you're wiping, and the toilet paper unfortunately rips, causing you to stick your bare finger into the chocolate factory.

"I'm gonna end it all, I was just taking a dump, and I got the Message From the Other Side"

by YaBoiNW February 5, 2023

a fools message

When you call somebody, and their answering machine comes on. However, you think the person picked up the phone so you start talking and telling whatever the reason is your calling. Seconds later you realize the other person is talking too and you just heard a beep, but you've already talked half the tape full and you screw up the other half by trying to explain what happened...

Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.

Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...

by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007

dead message

A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.

Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.

Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.

Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.

*beep*

Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005