Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.

Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.

by spanky409 April 10, 2016

Extreme Memeing

An extreme sport defined by posting very offensive meme content on public spaces and then attempting to dodge all the SJW that come after you.

This sport is very dangerous and can result to injury of personal and public life, or even loss of job/popularity.

Not to be confused with Call-out culture/ Cancel culture/ Grief Cancelling, which is perpetuated by SJW without specific b8 from the victim.

Bro 1: Hey bro, do you practice any extreme sports?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I used to be into Extreme Memeing but then I failed a dodge and I got fired after my boss got a complaint email.
Bro 1: Sad bro.
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Dude 1: Hey dude, wanna do some Extreme Memeing tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I'm not into extreme sports.
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Brah: So I was doing some Extreme Memeing last night and I was dodging them SJW like crazy... I got them so good I actually made one of them get another fired by mistake! LOL.

by RayTray March 5, 2020

The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023

memeist

A person who partakes in the art of communicating via Memes.

Brett is a natural Memeist.

by GLVII November 28, 2015

A Mermaid

When a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water

Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.

Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard

by MMAGuido August 10, 2010

mermaid

A mystical creature. A mermaid is a young woman of the merfolk (or "merpeople"); from the waist up, she is most likely a beautiful maiden with flowing hair and generous proportions, while from the waist down, she has the tail of a fish or dolphin. Mermaids, along with appearing physically beautiful, are also gifted with beautiful singing voices. Aside from the young women, the other merpeople are rarely shown.

Mermaids are known for falling in love with human men, and many ships and sailors are said to have been dragged under the waves by the watery nymphomaniacs. Others are known to play tricks on seafarers. Still others are known for saving people who are in trouble at sea.

Then there is "the mermaid problem": despite being an enticing woman from the waist up, it is not known how these creatures procreate, which has led many human males to great frustration and many mermaids to great confusion. Still, if you don't think to hard about it, it works out well... especially if merpeople have the ability to assume full human form rather than half-fish, half-human.

"Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below"
-Lyrics from the opening of "The Little Mermaid"

by Lorelili November 29, 2006

Memeing

The act of saying something completely inane and dumb but in a way that makes it sound as if you're quite serious about it whether you are or are not.

"The word weeaboo is offensive." - M
"Is he memeing us right now?" - N

by dqme November 18, 2016