Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Tdawg and Merlin

The most influential and holiest people to ever walk the earth

Woah are those angels, no it's just Tdawg and Merlin

by heshyfanclub November 23, 2020

merlination

(noun)
1. The act or process of merlination.

Doe asks, "What do you mean by your merlination of hierarchical sapience?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 11, 2021

Merlin Moment

a moment where a person makes or does something retarded

oh mer mer you just had a merlin moment

by chief keef 42069 July 19, 2022

Galdrakarlinn Merlin

Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.

glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022

merlinators

messy, fanpage fandom merlin7dsins birthed, gay, skinny and funny gods

alex: i was on twitter one day and i said something about this dude merlin, and his fans came in my comments talking about “#MERLINATORS4LIFE

james: merlinators don’t play about merlin i fear

by fenti jones <3 April 27, 2022

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur to do whatever the hell he wants.

by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022