merkin

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Merkin

a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.

Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.

by skankyk May 17, 2011

mekins

A white girl that is often referred to as a viking or an aryan. Known for her killer huge booty. Tends to be bubbly and a little ditzy, but full of interesting facts about random subjects. Also easily beat when playing games of any kind.

Damn, that girl looks just like Mekins.

Shit, you just pulled a mekins.

Hey Mekins, nice badonkadonk.

I love mekinses.

by Mekins December 24, 2008

Merkuns

Another way of saying Americans. It is common for liberals to refer to people from the south as Merkuns

We are all merkuns no matter who we vote for.

by Seanwpb May 4, 2008

merkin

to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you

Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin

by Sheree aka Mz. New Orleans August 9, 2006

merkin

An artificial vagina

I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.

by SWMD August 6, 2004

Merinsomnia

Merinsomnia is most frequently described as difficulty sleeping arising from the knowledge that you could be playing Meridian 59, but are instead laying sideways with your eyes open. It is also sometimes accompanied by short 5 minute episodes in which you fall asleep but quickly wake up again after dreaming you were playing Meridian 59. Patients suffering from Merinsomnia are easily identified by their blood shot eyes and slow rocking back and forth while they huddle in the corner of their room in the fetal position.

There have been many speculated causes of Merinsomnia, but the scientific community has not yet come to a consensus as to what causes it.

Symptoms include: Headaches, hot flashes, sweating, tremors, dry mouth, kidney stones, diarrhea, screaming, swamp ass, irritable bowel syndrome, excessive cursing, powdery white upper lip, scratching of the face and chest, backhanding your annoying children, larping at work, not showing up to work, body odor, anti social behavior, and breath that smells like a combination of dead fish and mango chutney.

John: Wow, Frank just ran out of his cubicle naked screaming about how his tie was an amulet of shadows.

Bob: Yah he's had Merinsomnia for two weeks.

by GoldDrive September 29, 2010