melted candle

When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.

Man, I just left your mom's house. We made her into a melted candle!

by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006

Melder

A melder is a another word for a shit.

I just took a Melder on that football pitch.

He just dropped a Melder in his pants thats foosty.

I need a Melder.

by ganja89 September 26, 2010

face melted

get toted up or high

dude i hit up that concert last week and got my face melted man

by FoodStamp21 July 6, 2006

melted

Tired, out of it, exhausted, overly lethargic, or otherwise not mentally or physically energized.

"Dude, I'm so melted."
"I'm melted...can't make it out tonight. I'm just going to pass out."

by T.M.F.R. June 18, 2007

meledwarding

Meledwarding is the process of blocking toilet facilities provided for members of the opposite sex with a large elongated deposit from the anus, whilst simultaneously sleeping with facially unblessed chavs in the workplace.

Commonly affects the Welsh and those from "deprived" areas.

She was meledwarding so much the toilets were out of action for five days.

by Mel Edwards June 19, 2008

coffee cup of melted Velveeta

A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.

Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?

Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Melted gum

Ejaculating in ones pants. Referring to when you wash your pants and you leave gum in it. When you take it out, it's a slimy mess.

"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend melted gum". "No way, I bet she was pissed when she went to grab her phone out of her pocket"!

by EagerMcBeaver772 October 26, 2011