meateater

Someone who is not picky about the food they eat and therefore is very smart and knows that becoming a vegetarian/vegan is stupid.

The vegan became a selfish asshole, the meateater became an open-minded genius.

by weirdgirl August 8, 2003

meater cheater

A married man who cheats.

Ronnie Lott is a meater cheater.

by Lori September 4, 2003

Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

melted

When your head is in a complete state of confusion or anger usually caused by another person.

Oh my God, why won't he ring me back?! My head is melted!

by AnnieG September 3, 2005

melted

The act of climaxing while listing to music

I melted everywhere in my girlfriend's room,while listening to Deadsy.

by vamp1989 July 2, 2008

Meatete

Taco speed eating competition.

A: Want to have a Meatete?
B: Yeh.

by JermaIsShort February 3, 2020

Meltedlizard223

A very attractive man

You’re a Meltedlizard223

by anonymous October 10, 2020