Meatballobotomy

A dicey surgical procedure, by which one's compromised prefrontal lobe is removed and replaced with one of grandma's famous meatballs slathered in the secret sauce. If a wizened matriarch isn't around to provide such a meatball, an Olive Garden meatball can suffice, since they are also known to have minds of their own.

Did you hear about Vinny Alfredo? He almost got whacked... a bullet junked up a part of his brain. The doc had to do an emergency meatballobotomy. Unfortunately, Grandma's got COVID so we had to order up a meatball from Olive Garden. Luckily they still had some of her secret sauce left over in the back of the fridge. They said it looked like it had a little bit of mold on it so we're just praying the thing sets without him getting fungal meningitis.

by Pickledee December 22, 2020

Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it

"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"

by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017

Retarded Meatball

A retarded Italian

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017

cocaine meatball

Just another word for catnip. Especially catnip in ball form.

"Whiskers! Look what I got you!"
*waves cocaine meatball around to tease whiskers*
Inside Whiskers' mind: "Meow." (Ohmygoditsacocainemeatball).

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

African Meatball Soup

African Meatball Soup is the act of pissing into a bowl and then putting monkey testicles in it, and then enjoying your delicious meal!

Hey there Unga Bunga, would you like some African Meatball Soup?

Why yes Ooga Booga, I would love some African Meatball Soup!

by The Monkey Fuckinator April 5, 2022

Chattanooga Meatball Calzone

When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.

Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?

Jimmy: No, what's that?

(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)

Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?

by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022

rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.

Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.

by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022